random thoughts right now.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? What is another word for a thesaurus? If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry? Why do feet smell and noses run? If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
TUMBLR HAS BEEN MENTIONED TWICE ON FB TODAY! WTF
Steven: Do you even know who that is?
Kathy: Yes. Elvis Duran and the Y Morning Zoo.
Steven: Wait. Elvis Duran and the what?
Kathy: Elvis Duran and the Y Morning Zoo.
Steven: Hahaha. Zoo? It's "Show." Elvis Duran and the Y Morning SHOW.
Reblog if you moan.
Friend: Dude, I think he’s outside. Me: Lol alright, take care. Good night. (it’s 4 pm) Wait, not good night… uhh Good sex! Lmao